The
Mad Bassist's Weird Lists
(Otherwise
known as "stuff I did for no good reason")
Welcome to the Third Earth Book Club! |
Pick twelve of any of the books below for just one Jaga Penny, and swear to buy three more in the next year... it's that simple! [01] How to Win Friends and Influence Anyone - by Alluro [02] How to Bend Thunderians to your Will with your Voice Alone - by Snarfer [03] 12 Steps to Recovery: Overcoming the Need - by Tygra (Thanks, Cheezey!) [04] Men: Who Needs 'em - by Queen Willa [05] Village Terrorizing Techniques - by Grune the Destroyer [06] How to Entertain Yourself when your Friends Desert you - by Pumyra, with a foreword by "The Snarf" [07] Real Fun with Chemistry - by Professor WilyKat [08] WilyKit's Guide to Torturing Others Through Your Actions [09] Fixing the Most Complicated Devices with the Simplest Tools - by Panthro [10] Fixing the Simplest Problems with the Most Complicated Solutions - by Tygra [11] My Personal Hell - by Snarf [12] How to Whip your Troops into Shape - by Luna [13] Men: I Need 'em - by Cheetara [14] Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral: How To Score with Anything - by Lion-o [15] Novel Ways to Use A Hammer - by Bengali [16] 101 Uses for a Dead Snarf - by Mumm-Ra [17] Treasure Moon - by Captain Cracker [18] How to "Accidentally" Feel up Girls and Get Away With It - by Lynx-o [19] Sensitive Inside - by Officer Mandora [20] The Standard Mutant Attack Drill - A Leaflet by Rober-Bill [21] 101 More Uses for a Dead Snarf - by Vultureman [22] Diamonds are My Best Friends - by Driller [23] Make them Listen! - by Snarf [24] The Care and Feeding of Lackeys - by Slythe [25] How NOT to Lead a Rebellion - by Jackalman [26] Live Life... Lose your Self-Control - by Monkian [27] TugMug's Guide to Heavy Metal [28] Sushi Preparation the Honorable Traditional Way - by Hachiman [29] Book of the Dead - by Plutarr [30] The Under-appreciated Inventor - by Vultureman [31] We are NOT Boring Sheep People - by Jed, the Balkan [32] Locker Room Secrets - by Redeye [33] The Lonely Lover: I Scored With Everyone on the Planet, but They Don't Remember It! - by Alluro [34] How to Stand Out - by "Un-named Reptile Grunt #4" (Thanks to "The Snarf!") [35] Fun with the Unconscious - by WilyKit and WilyKat [36] Men: I Freeze 'em - by Chilla [37] Proper Tanning of Snarf Hides and Leather - by Safari Joe [38] Steal this Guide! - by Quick Pick [39] Words of Wisdom, and Why Lion-o is So Great - by Jaga The Wise (Transcripted by Lion-o) [40] 1001 Practical and Impractical Jokes - by WilyKit and WilyKat [99] * Been Around the Block....A Few Million Times: The Memoirs of a Mummy - by Mumm-Ra (Thanks, Demonprist!) * Special set - counts as 10 selections Just fill in the selections you want below and send this form to: The Third Earth
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<< If anyone could have their way with the Ancient Spirits Of Evil >> |
We would see... Luna-Ra
the Ever-Whipping, Slythe-Ra
the Ever-Commanding, Jackal-Ra
the Ever-Whining, Mandora-Ra
the Ever-Busting, Alluro-Ra
the Ever-Convincing, WilyKit-Ra
the Ever-Plucky, Vulture-Ra
the Ever-Scavenging, Driller-Ra
the Ever-Boring, Hachiman-Ra
the Ever-Slicing, Tugg-Mugg-Ra
the Ever-Bouncing, Shiner-Ra
would be all class, Chilla-Ra
the Ever-Frying, Rober-Bill-Ra
the Ever-Cowering Safari-Joe-Ra
the Ever-Hunting, Bengali-Ra
the Ever-Hammering, Lion-o-Ra
the Ever-Scoring, |
I
had fun writing this, I'll
pop a big aspirin, |